Triple Kill the Goddamn Broodmothers!

If you aren't a Dota player, probably you wont get what the title means.

Ok, let me explain,

Broodmother is actually one of the Dota Heroes.

In fact, it can be rather redoubtable if the player is really good at using this hero.

I admit I would be quite happy if I were assigned to use this hero.

However, when it comes to reality, it's a totally different story.

I HATE SPIDER.

Unfortunately, my hostel room is full of this kind of goddamn creature.

It's just very unpleasant to sit or study under these spiders.

Let hav a look at my very nauseating "roommates":

Ain't they big and disgusting?

It's not enough, let look at the spiderlings:

What a big family. n they look very creepy...

If you look carefully, actually you can see all these poor little things getting caught in the spiderweb.

Having seen them everyday within these few months made me become sick of them.

I just couldn't stand it anymore.

So, today, I became rather determined to get rid of all these spiders.

With the help of my "weapon" - a wet mop, I swept it across the spiderweb to clean up the web.

At the same time, I did need to aim nicely at the spiders in order to squash and kill them.

It took me almost one hour to kill all these spiders.

Huh!

All my hard works really paid off,

becuz finally my hostel room turned out to be :

It might look a bit messy on the tables, but at least there are nth hanging on the ceiling anymore and it look clean.

Most importantly, I can bid my ever nauseating "roommates" an everlasting GOODBYE.

Congratulate me!

Dragonball - Evolution o Devolution?

I know many of the anime fans have been very excited about the forthcoming live action movie - DragonBall Evolution.

If I'm not mistaken, the anime series were played on NTV7 or TV2 every Saturday or Sunday.

I admit that I was a huge fan of Dragonball when I was a little kid.

Yet, my previous experiences tell me that any adaptation will suck.

So, I'm less than esthused about the forthcoming movie adaptation.

Having seen the poster of the movie, my precognition has been justified :

Look at the so-called Goku:

Wearing the same costume doesn't mean that they just look alike.

In the cartoon series, Goku does have a considerable amount of muscle, but this guy, come on, he doesn't even seem like working out to play the role.

The so-called Bulma pula:

She just doesn't look like the iconic blue hair character in the anime.

The worst part of the movie is master Roshi:

I'm sorry to say that, Uncle Yun Fatt, you look too young and serious to portray the role.

The role Master Roshi should be played by someone who looks a bit like a lecherous old man.

Definitely not by someone with that serious-looking face.

Overall, I can't really tell how the movie is going to be since I havn't watched the movie yet.

What I can tell is that the characters are really a mess-up.

Interesting Question 4 Discussion

Interesting question for discussion:

IF someone’s intestines are protruding from an open abdominal wound, should you:
A. Put them back in place.
B. Do nothing.
C. Cover them with some kind of container and fasten it around the body.

The above is not any biological exam question, but is one of the 100 questions that locals and foreigners alike could find on China’s written driver’s licence exam.

By the way, let me reveal the answer now - "C".

So, how do you find the China's written driver's license exam?

Really "INTERESTING", rite?

Somehow it has become common to see all these creepy odd things happening in China.

Dun be so surprised about it.

After all, it's just another one to add to the "Creepy Odd Happenings in China" List.

Perfume

Yesterday was a dizzy day.

On doing my BLM exam, I encountered a dilemma.

It wasn't about the difficulty factor of the questions.

Let me just use the illustrations below to describe my dilemma at that time:

Basically, I was surrounded by three malay girls, A, B, &C.

At first, I was so energetic and couldn't wait to get the paper done.

However, soon after the exam started, I could smell trouble next to me.

It was the A malay girl, who had put on tons of bad perfume which smelled like she scrubbed herself with a moldy lemon.

It really gave me a big HEADACHE which nearly made me pass out.

I mean, an examination room isn't a suitable place for such olfactory violent.

Luckily I was strong enough to sustain myself to finish my paper.

Putting on wrong perfume is usually a common mistake that young people make.

They tend to use the wrong perfume or use the perfume wrongly.

So, plz make a study of it b4 you start to wear it.

Actually, perfume is just a mixture of essential oil and aroma compounds and solvent.

In a strange way, it is described in a musical metaphor as having three sets of 'notes'.

*Top notes : The scents that can be sensed immediately on application of a perfume.

*Middle notes : The scent that emerges when the top notes have dissapeared.

*Base notes: The scent of a perfume that appears after the departure of the middle notes.

Usually, sth that smells soft like citrus will be used as top notes whereas sth that smells heavy like sandalwood will be used as base notes.

The A malay girl probably made a mistake by putting on too much perfume since she only smells the top notes when she was spraying the perfume.

Besides, perfume can be divided into :

Usually, the many types of perfume that u c on the market are Eau De Paefum and Eau De Toillete.

You should choose the right perfume according to ur age, budget and place to attend.

From a man's perspective, I think a young lady should choose to use a perfume that is soft, nature, sweet and sexy.

Dun choose sth that is designed for the 30to40-year-old, like Chanel no.05.

Reaching age 20, many of my friends have already started to use perfume.

Most of them smells like… what girls should smell like naturally!

Just fresh, and clean,

(Well done, girls!)

and they really owe their good-smelling to the perfume below:

The one that I like to smell most is the iconic unisex fragrance CK one.

The many editions of CK one:

The latest ck one relaunched on January 20 (the same day as Obama’s inauguration).

That's how it looks:

I have to say that this is the most natural perfume that I have ever smelled.

The other one that the girls like most is Anna Sui Dolly Girl Perfume:

My friend, Celine who is a Die Hard "Dolly Girl" Fan, says that the pink doll smells the lightest, the white doll smells moderate and the blue doll smells the heaviest.

Though it's a bit scary to look at the dolls, they smell good.

So, for the sake of MEN HEALTH,

ladies,

Plz choose the right PERFUME that suits you the most.

My New Hairstyle

Ladies & Gentlemen,

What u r going to c is my recent "EXTREME" makeover.

Before u hav a look at my recent pic, let me tell you first what made me come to a decision to do this makeover.

Well, there are 2 major reasons.

First of all, it's my ever disturbing FRINGE.

My fringe just kept bothering me and I always have to comb my hair with my five fingers to be like a side fringe.

Lately, I found it hasn't been working out for me.

So, on 1st of Feb, I made a BRAVE by cutting my beggar-liked hair off before i went back to UUM.

The second reason is my mother, who kept muttering at me and urging me to cut my hair off.

It's just very annoying that finally, I couldn't take it anymore.

So, I headed to Joy Salon and asked the barber to do sth with my hair.

At last, I walked out from the shop looking like this:

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Sorry, wrong pic, should be this one :

So, what do u think about my new hairstyle?

During these few days, I hav been critisized by almost everyone I met.

Some said I look like:

A Wang/Roger Kwok (Pic from the TVB drama - Life Made Simple)

Sometimes, I do really think I look like him when facing the mirror.

some said I look like:

a handsome from China whose name is Xiao Chen.

Honestly, he is far handsome than me.

We have nothing in common except the chopped bangs.

By the way, to those who said I look like:

FxxK YOU

Lastly, I strongly recommend this hairstyle to those who r having problems with their fringe.

It has become much eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasier for me to manage my hair now.

Cho 1,2 & 3

During these three days, my daily schedules were more o less the same – paying CNY calls/ Bai Nian.

One of the main fun of paying a CNY call is having chances to taste all these tasty stuff like pineapple tarts, nga-gu chips, honey-almond cookies…which you can only see/taste it once in a year.

Since all these “precious” cookies in my house had been “reserved” to serve guests, on paying CNY calls, I didn’t hold back from eating these cookies at a mouthful.

Sound discourteous, but that’s the unedited side of my personality, a serious food fanatic.

At Cho 3, I attended my once-in-a-year “Primary School Gathering” which was organized by Ah Bee this year.

At first, we intended to dine at Bentong Restaurant.

However, the poor service of the restaurant let us down badly as it failed to offer us a table by the time we reached there, though we had booked a table at Cho 2.

We had no alternative but to choose to dine at Kristal Restaurant.

Another Lao Shang, it seems Bentong people like to Lao Shang very much.

During the Lao Shang, it was funny to hear the girls saying: Marry the Wealthy!

Mun Nyee couldn't help serving everybody continously.

No wonder she likes to work in GICC as a waitress.

Kah Woon with the fish.

She is a damn funny girl.

I just can't help laughing everytime she says something.

5 Fu

There were merely 11 of us (former classmates) attending the gathering.

The others either went bac to work or went back to study.

Rumor has it that the food of Kristal Restaurant is very very bad.

I think it’s time for me (as a consumer) to clarify the rumor.

And I have to day, Yes, the rumor is true.

The food there is terrible.

Trust me, don’t go there for dining if you come to Bentong.

Try Bentong Restaurant or even Chi Wei Xian.

Personally, I think Bentong Restaurant is quite ok cuz I attended both my cousin’s wedding and Form 6 gathering in Bentong Restaurant at Cho 2.

The food there didn’t disappoint me though there were tons of people dining at the restaurant during Cho 2.

On a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 showing the food is horrible, terrible and undescribable and 5 showing the food is excellent, delicious and over the top, I wanna give a “4” to Bentong Restaurant and a “1” to Kristal Restaurant.

After the "fabulous" dinner, we went to Gui's house to gamble.

I was told that in this year, the Dragon Children is Fan Tai Sui

(meaning to say that they are out of luck this year.)

Though i was one of the Dragon Children, I was able to win quite a lot of money at playing whether blackjack or mahjung.

Maybe I should thank Uncle Choi for blessing me.

Hehe...

CNY Eve

Early in the morning, my mum was busy worshipping.

The smells of the incense, steamed chicken, fresh fruits … (things that are used for worshipping) were full of my house.

This kind of CNY ambience, somehow, I like it very much.

This year, we waited until the CNY eve before we started to decorate our house for Chinese New Year.

Again, it’s about hanging blinking illuminations, flashy firecrackers, glittery lanterns in front of the house.

Inside of the house, we pasted some spring festival scrolls.

Outside of the house pula, we decorated the bonsai with some artificial plum blossom and mini accessories.

During this year Chinese New Year, I discovered something special concerning the house decoration.

Some people tend to decorate their house with the blue color illuminations which made their house look as if it’s going to celebrate Christmas.

To me, it is a bit inappropriate and odd.

Personally, I think the typical type of fine decorated sample should be like this:

(Reddish Sparkling Deco.)

By tradition, the most important thing of the CNY eve is having a reunion dinner.

At 5pm plus, my mum prepared some auspicious dishes for our reunion dinner.

I have to say that this is the most sumptuous reunion dinner that I have ever had…

I was very very full after dining.

(I will upload pics of the dishes later)

At 10pm plus, my friends and I had a little “Lao Shang” gathering at Pat’s house.

(5 of us)

We bought a take-away Yu Shang at Restaurant Bentong before we headed to Pat’s house in Desa Damai.

It was a vegetarian Yu Shang since many of us don’t like to eat the Sashimi and some of us would like to practice vegetarianism on the first day of Lunar Chinese New Year.

Before we started to Lao Shang, it’s Mahjong Time.


Sin Teng, who was playing with her curly hair, looked really like a Queen of Gamble who was getting impatient with other players.

In the end, I was told that Sin Teng was the ultimate winner.

At 12am plus, it was already the first day of the Lunar Chinese New Year, we started to Lao.

Everyone was busy “Lao”ing and saying some auspicious phrases during the Lao Shang.
As usual, the Yu Shang ain’t tasty, but we had a good time during the Lao Shang.

At the same time, Pat's family was worshipping to invite the "God of Wealth" / "Uncle Choi".

Hopefully Uncle Choi will giv me some wealth too :)

Here, I wanna wish u guys Happy Chinese New Year.

May u all hav a prosperous bullish year!